ON TOUR

GUARDING MR PRESIDENT. Outside the doors of THE OVAL OFFICE. THE WHITEHOUSE! (Polaroid photo rescued from flood!)

THE EGO HAS LANDED!

My friend said, “Not being funny, Johnny, but who wants to see old, out of focus pictures of you?”

“I know. I know,” I said. “Thing is, until I get a literary agent and sell my novel, what should I put on my site? And anyway, it's not every day one gets to fool around on the President's carpet!"